as with 2004, first sentence of first post of each month:
january: Well, to be entirely honest, for ages it hasn't.
february: Here is the most relieving stories I've heard for a while, especially as a Catholic.
[by the by, i am no longer a catholic]
march : Thanks to everyone who sent me

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april: The observent ones here will see there is something different here....
may: Was bored.
june : It's the last day of the holidays... then back to school on Monday....
july : Bad boy!
august : I haven't posted in ages, have I?
september: hi again.
october : Saw Trainspotting this morn.
noveber : I have dismissed Christmas so far
december: I just got home